May 2010
6 posts
It's a gift from mother nature
Text from Patrick (arguably the funniest person I know): The sticker on this Chiquita banana says, “Pssst. I’m full of vitamins.” Your secret is safe with me, yellow one.
Tomorrow at 2:30
I feel like thank yous are a very personal thing. For me a lot more goes into a thank you than just the exchange of words. When I say thank you I take on a “thank you” demeanor. Not by choice so much as by what the phrase “thank you” implies. When I say thank you I automatically begin to feel grateful and appreciative because most of the memorable instances in which I’ve used the phrase before...
Daft Punk vs Fatboy Slim
praise you around the...
Yeah I get by,
but I don’t know how.
Recently I made a big discovery. The AM/PM on my computer had been set backwards. It said 2:15 PM when really, it was 2:15 AM. And assuming no one I know has it in for me, it had been that way since I bought this computer. It was wrong for 3 whole months. Fucking incredible. I look at the time on my computer at least once every day. That’s 90 days. 90 times I...
In layman's terms
Names are irrelevant and mine is too long anyway. I was born outside of the US. I moved to the US at the age of 3. In elementary school I was ESOL (English as a second language) student of the week almost every single week. I picked up English quick. We used to be poor and then suddenly we weren’t anymore and I know now to love everything. My mom is convinced that everyone is out to get me,...