but I don’t know how.

Recently I made a big discovery. The AM/PM on my computer had been set backwards. It said 2:15 PM when really, it was 2:15 AM. And assuming no one I know has it in for me, it had been that way since I bought this computer. It was wrong for 3 whole months. Fucking incredible. I look at the time on my computer at least once every day. That’s 90 days. 90 times I could have noticed. Maybe I’m making a big deal out of this but I’ve gone my entire life thinking I’m a relatively perceptive person and then something like this happens and completely destroys my entire perception of self. What a slap in the face. It nearly brought my entire idea of reality crashing down upon me. Just kidding. Melodrama is my vice. But seriously, 90 days? Come on.

On a lighter note, I wish I had an eidetic memory.